{"title":"Engineer","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEngineer Shirts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAre you ready to find the perfect shirt to wear to proclaim how proud you are of engineering, then browse our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.otzishirts.com\/collections\/engineer?page=1\" title=\"Engineer Shirts Collection\"\u003eEngineer Shirts Collection\u003c\/a\u003e. Finishing a degree in engineering, regardless of what specific field it's in, is an amazing accomplishment. You managed to survive a lot of sleepless nights and if you ever do decide to get some sleep, you only have some codes to keep your warm at night. That's right. You officially say goodbye to social life once you decide that engineering is going to be your thing. Okay, maybe you're going to get a bit of socializing once you're out, but let's all be realistic here. You only have engineer friends from now on.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAnd don't think of it as a sad thing! It's actually quite amazing what you guys do. You get to build the foundation of various things. From simple coding for a website, to literally designing an elaborate and complex computer system for the government. You guys can do magic the moment you get your diploma.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe have a special collection of engineering shirts that greatly depicts the struggles and triumphs that you have with your career. And yes, they're quite hilarious and can definitely be a talking point in the workplace. This is your chance to finally show people that you actually have a cool side. And that you're not a boring person with no sense of humor. Yep. We got your back!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAre you an engineer who always gets the ladies? Get the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.otzishirts.com\/collections\/engineer\/products\/wake-up-smarter-sleep-with-an-engineer-shirt-startup-gear\" title=\"Wake Up Smarter Sleep With An Engineer\"\u003eWake Up Smarter Sleep With An Engineer\u003c\/a\u003e\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eshirt and watch them flock to you immediately. Or if you're married, this can give your wife a good laugh, considering that she literally sleeps with you in the same bed every single night-- maybe most nights if you don't have to pull an all-nighter at the office. But regardless of what it is, you know for a fact that some of your genius has definitely rubbed off on the people that you've been with for so long. Hey, they were smart enough to choose you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOr maybe you’re already in a relationship with a fellow engineer and want to take it to the next level? Well, the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.otzishirts.com\/collections\/engineer\/products\/you-are-the-css-to-my-html-shirt-cool-programmer-gift\" title=\"You Are The CSS to My HTML\"\u003eYou Are The CSS To My HTM\u003c\/a\u003eL\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e shirt is really sweet and geeky at the same time. You get to show your partner how much they truly mean to you and that you love the career path that they chose. Well, who can blame you? Engineers are awesome and cool. And marrying them also amps up your coolness and awesomeness level by a thousandfold!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBetter yet, you could be a badass chick who can definitely kick the butts of the other engineers on the office floor. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.otzishirts.com\/collections\/engineer\/products\/i-code-like-a-girl-t-shirt-entrepreneur-apparel\" title=\"I Code Like A Girl\"\u003eI Code Like A Girl\u003c\/a\u003e\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e shirt is definitely made for you! Who says you can't take on an insane job just because society says you should just stay home? Nope. You always slay when it comes to coding and no man can ever bring your skills down with his words. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eYou don't have to spend hours on coding just to get one of our awesome engineering shirts. Grab one now and show the world how proud you are of being an engineer!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"computer-finally-works-shirt","title":"Computer Finally Works T-Shirt","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis shirt is perfect for either a computer wiz, or someone completely lacking in the computer department. This shirt is both hilarious, and true on so many levels. Get your friend, family member, or even yourself the perfect gift for any occasion with this great “computer is finally working” graphic tee. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur computer shirt is available in black, smoke, navy, royal blue, and red. 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