I'm Retired This Is As Dressed Up As I Get Shirt Retirement

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Dressed Up Retiree Shirt

When you’re retired and don’t have to wear business suits everyday.

Nobody likes dressing up for work everyday. The "I'm Retired This Is As Dressed Up As I Get" shirt is for that person in your life who’s about to get a lifelong vacation from work. Grab one for them now to remind them that they no longer have to dress up like a stiff every morning!

Sizing Chart

Please take a look at the sizing chart below:

Length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

5.0 oz. 100% cotton preshrunk jersey Ash is 98% cotton, 2% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Fruit of the Loom T-Shirt. Double-needle coverstitched front neck Shoulder-to-shoulder tape Double-needle stitched bottom hem and sleeves High-density fabric.


United States: $5.99 for entire order. International: $15 for entire order. Most orders should arrive within 7-14 days in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally. 


We will gladly refund or exchange items within 14 days of your order that are new and have never been worn if you're not in love with them. Please read our full Return Policy Here.