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A cat owner and a dog owner walk into a bar with their pets.

The cat owner says to the dog owner, "How do you like Meow?"

For all that we're pitted against one another, cat and dog owners are similar. We all love our pets, it just so happens that fashion tends to make more accessories and clothing for cat-lovers.

Cats are cute, and I would never knock my cat onesie but had I the choice of a dog onesie, there would have been no competition!

This is why I am happy to announce that we've pulled together 10 amazing dog t-shirts. Because why should cat owners get all the fun??

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1. Happiness is Dog T-Shirts

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Petting them is good too, though, and I bet it would be hard to find anybody that disagreed with it. Dogs just have ways of making us happy. Their happiness is contagious and if we had tails, they'd make ours wag with happiness too!

Get the Happiness Is Petting Dogs Shirt on OtziShirts.com

2. Pawfect Preferences

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Human beings can be negative, but dogs? Even when they're hungry or sleepy, they're happy. If you treat them right. Treat a dog right and they'll make your life the happiest life ever. All you need to do for them is love them back.

Get the I Prefer Hanging Out With My Dogs Shirt on OtziShirts.com

3. People Ain't No Good

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Is there any better feeling than waking up and getting home, in dog t-shirts, and being greeted by a waggy tail and lots of kisses? The answer is no because dogs are pawsome. With a dog by your side, you don't really need humans.

Get the Dogs Because People Suck Shirt on OtziShirts.com

4. Dogs 'R' Us

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This dog t-shirt was made as a must-have for every dog-lover on the planet. If you're used to wearing white shirts after having petted your black lab or black dresses when you've been with your poodle, you know these feels. And it's OK.

Get the This Isn't Dog Hair Shirt on Amazon.com

5. The Simple Things

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When you have the ingredients to true happiness, it's not like you even need anything more. The only thing that beats what it says on this dog t-shirt is to combine the things. Having a nap with your dog after eating tacos? Ah, c'est la vie.

Get the I Enjoy Naps Tacos and My Dog Shirt on Amazon.com

6. How Much Do You Like Your Dog?

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This isn't that good of a statement if you think about it. If a person makes you love your dog even more and you already love your dog more than anything, how much love is there left? This dog t-shirt is awesome and a fact.

Get the The More People I Meet The More I Like My Dog Shirt on Amazon.com

7. Always Trust a Targaryen

 

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I know the Starks are the "dog people", but when you're in a world void of dragons, what other choice is there? But then even compared to dragons, dogs win. It's the nature of the dog t-shirts.

Get the Mother of Dogs Shirt on Amazon.com

8. Anti-Dogpressants

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Medication would work wonders for everyone if it was dog-shaped. Wars would end, peace would surround us, and we would never again be sad. It's a nice idea, even if it'll never be a reality. With dog t-shirts like this one though, it can be.

Get the I Happy Pills Shirt on Amazon.com

9. Namastay at Home Always

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Dog owners, this is an amazing mantra to repeat to yourself over and over. If you can't sleep, just say this over and over to yourself and your dog. All of the difficulties in your life will disappear for that one night of cuddles.

Get the Namast'ay At Home With My Dog Shirt on Amazon.com

10. The Dogfather has a Bone to Pick With You

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Poop bags seem to generate from your pockets and the first thing you do when you wake up is grab the leash. We have an offer you can't refuse in this hybrid movie and dog t-shirt that's bound to bring the yaps.

Get the The Dogfather Shirt on Amazon.com

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The only way being a dog person or a dog owner can improve is if you have lots of dog t-shirts that make you as happy as your four-legged-friend.

When people tell you clothing can be materialistic, t-shirts don't count. Especially dog t-shirts. If anything, they'll be wishing they had your style.

All that's missing is a tee that your dog could wear too.

...but who said we're finished here?

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When cats started to take the Internet by storm, no one was surprised. Particularly not cat owners.

Those of us who had been around cats before the dawning of the interwebs are never surprised when our favorite furry demons are on the lips and Tumblr blogs of all creatures great and small.

I mean, the Egyptians worshipped cats for a reason - is it possible that cats are just here to literally take over the world?

We tend to think so!

If you're a cat person why not think about getting one of these cat shirts to add a little flare to your wardrobe?

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1. Cats Are Company

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They may like to squeeze themselves into the smallest spaces they can find, and they may like to use you and abuse you like a relationship gone wrong, but boy, it's impossible not to love cats. These cat shirts will verify to the cat that they're the leader of the pack.

Get the I Prefer Hanging Out With My Cats Shirt on OtziShirts.com

2. Plans Are Sacred

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Think about all of the plans you can have with your cat, and I'm pretty sure you won't want to go out for the foreseeable future. Cuddles that make you feel good, purrs that calm you when you're feeling tense, razor-sharp claws that bring blood to the surface of your skin... ah, adorable.

Get the Sorry I cant..I Have Plans With My Cat Shirt on Amazon.com

3. Catleesi is Coming

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Game of Thrones fans who own cats will pretty much agree that this cat shirt was made for them. This shirt is even so good that those who don't watch the show will love it. Heck, they might even understand it.

Get the Mother of Cats Shirt on Amazon.com

4. Facts Are Facts

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Everybody needs to let off steam now and again and with a cat, you know they're not judging you. On the contrary, they're all about this snitching life. With cat shirts like this one in your style repertoire, you'll never have trouble choosing something to wear.

Get the My Cat and I Talk Trash About You Shirt on OtziShirts.com

5. Cat Moms R Us

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If you have trouble figuring out why your friends-with-kids feel like wearing a shirt with words about what a cool mom they are, look no further than your brand new cat mom shirt. Your cat isn't needy, nor does it poop in its own pants!

Get the Cat Mom Shirt on Amazon.com

6. Normal is Overrated

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Imagine how boring it would be to be "normal". Like if you had no cats in your life of cat shirts in your wardrobe and all that mattered was TV and making sure to eat now and again. Oy, what a waste! Cat ladies just wanna have fun.

Get the I Was Normal Three Cats Ago Shirt on Amazon.com

7. Cat Shirts of Love

 

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It's been proven that cats, like octopus's but fluffier, can fit into anything they want. It would be nice if we could fit into the cat shirts we wanted but I guess that's the downside to being human. Bet dogs couldn't form a heart...

Get the Cute Cat Heart Shirt on Amazon.com

8. Priorities Matter

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Cat ladies and gents alike would do anything to save their cat from harm. Even if it was, say, jumping out of a window despite the fact they usually land on all fours! In the zombie apocalypse, cats will reclaim their spots at the top of the chain.

Get the I would Push You In Front Of Zombies To Save My Cat Shirt on Amazon.com

9. Who Needs a Relationship?

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You sure can't meet a cute and adorable cat on Tinder. Cats will be there for you when you least expect them to be. And then not be there when you could really use the company. But they're cats and we love them anyway.

Get the I'm Not Single I Have A Cat Shirt on OtziShirts.com

10. Dreams Can Come True!

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All you need to do is believe in yourself! (And maybe visit a shelter, fall in love with all of the cats there, wind up a cat lady with myriad cat shirts and never want to give the cats back). Believe in yourself and you can do anything.

Get the I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Super Cool Foster Cat Mom Shirt on Amazon.com

11. The Cats and Coffee Combo

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Cat lovers tend to also love coffee. This cat shirt is for the caffiend cat-fiends. It wouldn't even be weird if you wore it without a cat or a coffee in hand. At least we don't think it would.

Get the I Like Cats and Coffee Shirt on Amazon.com

12. Move Out of the Way

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Slip into this cat shirt the next time you plan on going to a cat café! Sure, a coffee would be fine and it would support the cats. However, there are cats to be petted and chins to be scratched. Who would miss out on that??

Get the I'm Here to Pet All The Cats Shirt on Amazon.com

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Cats shirts are in abundance if you know where to look, which is why taking this as a handy guide to them might be helpful.

There should be no cat mommies or cat lovers who don't like at least one of these purr-fect shirts!

Give yourself the gift of admitting how much you love cats. You won't regret it. Not ever.

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Every soccer mom ought to have a collection of soccer mom shirts in her closet.

It's all-too-easy to have a couple but not know how many cool and funny shirts there are out there.

Most soccer moms wear shirts given to them by others, after all. Now's their opportunity to have a look at this selection and go wild.

I mean, what's better than being a soccer mom? Being the most enviably dressed soccer mom at the game is what. Mrs. Beckham could only wish.

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1. Shooting Straight to the Point

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Shirts like this one are such hits across the field. No longer do all shirts come in one oversized block, they're tailored and would look crazy good under a blazer. Since soccer moms are cool moms, soccer mom shirts like this are perfect.

Get the Soccer Mom Shirt on Amazon.com

2. We Don't Sign Up For Quiet!

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There's absolutely no fun in contained excitement. Nobody at a soccer game is expected to be quiet either. A real supporter and the best kind of soccer mom is gonna be out there and proud! And in a fabulous t-shirt.

Get the Loud and Proud Soccer Mom Shirt on Amazon.com

3. Where is Your Heart?

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When you're a mom and you're proud of your kid, it does feel like your actual heart is out there on the field. When they score a goal, you feel it in your chest with a THUMP! It's time everybody knew where and who your heart is.

Get the My Heart Is On That Field Shirt on Amazon.com

4. Dreams Come True as a Soccer Mom

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The best dreams are obviously the ones you're not expecting. Maybe you didn't get to go to LA to become an actress but who's actually having the fun? You as a soccer mom, duh! The best dreams are also blessings.

Get the I Never Dreamed I'd Be Super Cool Soccer Mom Shirt on Amazon.com

5. Use Your Soccer Mom Voice

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Every game requires it. If one doesn't, it should. The soccer mom voice needs to come out as much as your soccer mom shirts do out of the wardrobe. It's not meant to be hidden, and if anything, it can always be louder!

Get the I'm Not Yelling This Is My Soccer Mom Voice Shirt on Amazon.com

6. Soccer Mom Shirts Can Be Understated Too

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If you keep it casual in the soccer mom shirts department, you'll get to be even louder than you would have been otherwise. Because you won't instantly stand out. And, damn it, your son is the best soccer player on the field. Everyone should know that.

Get the Soccer Mom Shirt on Amazon.com

7. Being a Soccer Mom is a Full-Time Job

 

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The recipe for being a soccer mom would be so much more intense if the payoff wasn't so good. Luckily, it 100% is. This is a soccer mom shirt that says it all. It tells us all the thing it takes to be a successful one. No one will question you again.

Get the Soccer Mom Schedule Shirt on Amazon.com

8. You Only Soccer Mom Once

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You definitely only live that soccer mom life once and it could shape up to be one of the best parts of your whole life. It's crazy fun to be a soccer mom! When you and your friends roll up to games in your matching soccer mom shirts, you'll light up the whole field.

Get the Livin' That Soccer Mom Life Shirt on Amazon.com

9. Soccer Mamas Rule

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Why be a soccer mom? You can be a soccer anything you want to be. Soccer mama, soccer mom, soccer momma. The job description is the same and the soccer mom shirts are the same, but it makes it more personal. Who doesn't like to stand out a little?

Get the Soccer Mama Shirt on Amazon.com

10. Keep Calm??

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Who is this soccer mom shirt telling to keep calm? Soccer moms don't stay calm, they get excited. Your soccer-playing kids won't know you're there if you're not at least a tad bit loud. Being calm is just crazy!

Get the I Can't Keep Calm I'm A Soccer Mom Shirt on Amazon.com

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Who would win in a loud-off out of soccer moms or cheer moms?

It's a good question but it's also a good question that we're kinda not ready to ask at oTZI.

Not unless there's something beneficial at the end of it like... not starting an all-out sports mom war!

We would hate to do that.

What would be better is if everyone donned their soccer mom shirts and got along (while arguing over whose star is the brightest!)

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We all love our beardy guys, even if they sometimes get food in it or forget to groom it. They resemble Chewbacca from Star Wars or a cuddly teddy bear whose sole existence is based on our comfort.

Beards are a sign of masculinity. Of Super Manliness!

Once a gentleman has transcended the acts of manspreading and mansplaining, and triumphed over the Man Flu, he can grow the most majestic of beards.
A beard so glorious it would intimidate ZZ Top and Santa Claus.

You gotta love (or hate) them, and here are 9 (j)awesome beard t shirts for your favorite hairy dude to show it.

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1. Great Beard Responsibility

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Having a great beard is a lot of work. Ask the bearded babe in your life and they'll tell you just that. A man who grooms and takes care of his beard like a responsible facial hair sporter will always come out on top.

Get the With Great Beard Comes Great Responsibility Shirt on Amazon.com

2. Bearded Dads FTW

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A dad who beers is great but a dad who beards is better. If they check both boxes then congratulations! You have the best dad in the world and he needs one of these beard t shirts as a congratulatory prize.

Get the Dads With Beards Are Better Shirt on Amazon.com

3. R-E-S-BEARD-C-T

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If you don't respect the beard, do you respect anything at all? It takes guys a long time to grow epic beards to wear with these equally epic beard t shirts. They ought to get some kind of applause!

Get the Respect The Beard Shirt on Amazon.com

4. Fear the Beard T Shirt

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Blue Oyster Cult told you not to fear the reaper and considering that record is definitely in your bearded dad's collection, it's advice you should heed. Because it's awesome beards and beard t shirts we should be most afraid of.

Get the Fear The Beard Shirt on Amazon.com

5. Merbeardos Are Real

 

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With a design that rivals Flashdance's iconic image in sexiness, beardos worldwide will love this beard t shirt. We sure hope your favorite dude is ready to collect compliments! They're gonna happen a lot when they wear this one.

Get the Beard Flip Shirt on Amazon.com

6. Beard Conditioning

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Does the beard need the beer or the mouth hidden beneath it? Both, probably. The more epic the beard, the harder it is to not get beer all up in it. They coulduse this beer t shirt as a bib, but where's the fun in that?

Get the The Beard Needs Beer Shirt on Amazon.com

7. Save a Life, Join a Gang

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Not the sort of gang who hurts anyone. Just the kind of gang where you all have beards, look cool, and maybe ride a motorcycle now and again. (The motorcycle isn't mandatory!) A cool gang. A bearded gang.

Get the Beard Gang Shirt on Amazon.com

8. Beard Growth Charts Are Necessary

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This beard t shirt comes with a growth chart pre-installed. If your favorite bearded guy is unaware of the status of his beard, this could come in handy. Now, if only they could go from manly and top at lumberjack...

Get the Beard Growth Chart Shirt on Amazon.com

9. Unnatural is the Word

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A man without a beard can be handsome, sure, but as this beard t shirt says, it can also be like a lion without its mane. A glorious, groomed beard can be the key to living a happier life. And also to hiding all manner of sins which is really the benefit here.

Get the A Man Without Beard Shirt  on OtziShirts.com

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"There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard." - Jean Cocteau

When you're right, you're right, and beardos everywhere will agree with Cocteau on this one.

To grow a beard is to return to man's primitive beginnings before shaving was invented. It's primal.

We love men in beards so much that it's almost as much as how we feel about men in beard t shirts.

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The big milestone birthdays come less and less the older you get. Being 10 is huge. Then comes 16, 18, 21, and 30.

After 30, it's pretty much decade after decade of, "You made it, here's a cake!" But being 21 is awesome and you truly are only 21 once.

It's legal to do a whole bunch of things! NO MORE HIGH SCHOOL! Sometimes more college and definitely more college debt, but hey, at least cheap beers happen. AND y'all don't need an ID to make you look younger.

Here are 10 21st birthday shirts for the lucky soul who's about to turn the best age anyone can be. (Except for the other ages that have cards...)

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1. Level 22 Activated

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You made it, gamer. You totally crushed the opposition that was level 21. Now it's back to the beginning, for level 22. It's not as fun at the end of level 22, so you'd better make the most of it with this 21st birthday shirt.

Get the Level 21 Complete Shirt on OtziShirts.com

2. Princesses Age Too

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On your 21st birthday and in this 21st birthday shirt, you earn the right to be adored. Sure, we all turn 21, but your time is now, and that's all we care about! It's just good to remind people sometimes...

Get the 21 Princess Shirt on Amazon.com

3. Light Up Your Cake

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That's what being lit means, right? That you're gonna light your candles? Whatever it means, this funny 21st birthday shirt is pretty on point for the social media generation. We don't have to understand it to look cool because they do.

Get the It's My 21st Birthday and I'm Lit Shirt on Amazon.com

4. Happy Beerthday to You!

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Beer is less fun now you can buy it. Be careful not to froth at the mouth at your own birthday celebration. Keep the froth on the top of the beer and your upper lip and the actual beer in your belly. You're legal now - yay!

Get the It's My Beer-thday Shirt on Amazon.com

5. A Simple 21st Birthday Shirt

 

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The birthday girl or boy could be a classy, smart, and well-rounded individual. If they are, this shirt is perfect for them. It isn't overstated but also isn't understated. Does that make it simply "stated"?

Get the Twenty One Shirt on Amazon.com

6. Cheers and Beers!

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More celebrations for the person who made it to 21. Make the most of the time around your birthday. Now you can buy the beers, you'll have to start buying rounds too. Literally the biggest downside to this whole "being an adult" thing...

Get the Cheers And Beers to 21 Years Shirt on OtziShirts.com

7. One Last Shot

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Again, if you wear this 21st birthday shirt, nobody can say no. It's the law. If you wear it for more than a week after your birthday, people might clue into the fact you've been there a while. THAT SAID, you might as well try.

Get the Buy Me A Shot I'm 21 Shirt on Amazon.com

8. You Make 18 Look Good!

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Another thing about turning 21, kids, is that you'll still have to carry ID around with you. If you don't, you may not be buying that alcohol after all! Being ID'd when you're of age is a blessing and a curse. Make the most of it.

Get the Damn I Make 21 Look Good Shirt on Amazon.com

9. Legally Drunk

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How does it feel, dear 21-year-old? Is it any less fun to be drunk when you're legal? I mean, unless you puke, the answer to that last question will always be, "Heck no!" Just watch you don't spill any Schnapps on your 21st birthday shirt.

Get the 21 And Legally Drunk Shirt on OtziShirts.com

10. If You Insist

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At oTZI, we're genuinely wondering how old we can be to wear this and get away with it. We also might try it just to see if we can get shots bought for us. I mean, that's the only time shots are fun.

Get the Twenty One and Hot, Buy Me A Shot Shirt on Amazon.com

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At a meager 21, you feel like you have your life ahead of you. And you do!
Even if it doesn't feel that way. I mean after you've drunk a lot of legally purchased alcohol while wearing one of these 21st birthday shirts.

You do have your life ahead of you.

So, dear child, be wise and be stylish.