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Some activities are beyond you, but you know what? That's all right. We weren't put on the planet to be good at everything, and when something happens with your car and you don't know a jack from a wrench, it's super handy to have a mechanical superhero you can call.
Today, oTZI's blog is dedicated to the mechanics out there. The dads, brothers, friends, and sisters whose job it is to turn up at your garage with the toolbox they totally have while you make them lemonade.
This article is for the handy, irreplaceable people we would be literally stuck without! In it, you'll find 10 mechanic shirts that will be the best gifts ever for the guy or girl who fixes your car!
1. Prove You're the Real Deal in this Funny Mechanic Shirt
It's not as hard as you think. That tube thing that leads into that circle-shaped thing made of metal? Real mechanics know what these things are called way better than we do. That alone means they've earned a shirt that tells everybody they're the best, don't you think?
2. Mechanics IS a Superpower
Ask anyone who isn't a mechanic whether it is or not, they'll tell you that, like plumbing, it totally is. It is because it's a talent you were either born with or picked up from somebody who did. Who needs Superman when you have Mechanic Dad?? Not us!
3. A Shirt for Mechanical Blooded Americans
Think about surprising the mechanic in your life with this mechanic shirt that both looks like it could actually be their toolbox or could easily fit inside of it for if they need a change of clothes after an oil spill. Better them than us. It's one of many sacrifices mechanics make on the daily.
4. Is Your Heart Engine-Shaped?
Many mechanics have special hearts and minds as well, feeling things if a car is suffering and knowing exactly which kind of engine is on this funny mechanic shirt. Ask the mechanic you know, and if they do, waste no time in buying them this. It's soft like a microfiber dust cloth.
5. Now This is a Statement Tee
I bet you'd find it hard to whittle down the adjects you'd use to describe your favorite mechanic to only three. No need to do so anymore, not with a mechanic shirt that lists a bunch of what they do that reminds us where we would be without them. Hint: lost and greasy.
6. Filed Under Mechanic in the Dictionary
It could also be filed under dad, husband, sister or friend, but definitely under mechanic. To those of us outside of the field, it doesn't matter the technicalities of our broken cars, just that they get fixed. That's another reason mechanics exist!
7. There's No Rehab For Mechanics
Guess that's what's awesome for them, if being a mechanical engineer is their drug, all their addiction will do is help other people. The person who fixes your car does so because they love it and it helps them. Just buy them some funny mechanic shirts and ask for their help.
8. Don't Argue With This Mechanic Shirt
If the mechanic shirt says the best mechanics have beards, then the best mechanics have beards. (If your mechanic has a beard, at least, and if they do, this shirt is basically perfect for them). They may have grease on their skin and burger buns in their beard but we'd be lost without them.
9. David Blaine Who?
People say magic doesn't exist, but if you've seen a mechanic at work and the before and afters of the vehicle they're working on, you know that it does. Mechanics are magic by being who they are. It's just that their wands are wrenches and their cauldrons are garage stools. There's no difference.
10. If Your Mechanic is in Need of a Compliment...
Sometimes, their work gets overlooked for other professions like engineers and electricians. Wrong, inaccurate and just, no. With this awesome mechanic shirt, your mechanic can let everyone know just who the real superhero is around town.
Your mechanic won't be with you forever. They're mortal, just like us. In fact, it's their mortality that makes them so irreplaceable.
They fix your car, the least you can do is surprise them with one of these funny mechanic shirts, right?